Top 5 things not to do when hiking a volcano:
5. Not buy a handmade walking stick carved by the local kids (I bought one, the boyfriend did not)
4. Not eat a lunch beforehand.
3. Dont wear a skirt when hiking on to a peak at 13,000 ft (it may constantly blow up and show your panties to all around you)
2. Be at the end of the pack where the horse guys are following you saying "taxi, taxi".
1. Began the hike after 4:30, you will then be hiking down the lava at night. Lorin and I, the only true hikers out of our pack, constantly were saying "ah, we need to head down"...most others looked at us like we were the old fun-haters. And as we all know, I dont hate fun, just hate death.
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